I grew up in Southern California and spent most of my life there. I now live in Texas. When I goto New York and they hear that I am from Texas they tell me, “Yoose guyz all talk soo fuooking retar’ed!”
Maybe going Southern is not so bad, yall! ;-)
New York? Isn't that where all of the 'deese, dose, and dem' speakers hail from? examples:
"I'd have some 'ersters' but I'm 'alloigic' to 'em"...
"I gotta put some 'earl' in my 'cah' right after I use da 'terlet'."
"Yo!..Why'ncha take out the 'goahbidge' and brew me a cuppa 'coa-fee', wouldja?"
It takes a lotta balls or a lack of brains for people who talk like they should be recording with The Jerkey Boys to be saying that Texans talk 'stoopid'.