New York? Isn't that where all of the 'deese, dose, and dem' speakers hail from? examples:
"I'd have some 'ersters' but I'm 'alloigic' to 'em"...
"I gotta put some 'earl' in my 'cah' right after I use da 'terlet'."
"Yo!..Why'ncha take out the 'goahbidge' and brew me a cuppa 'coa-fee', wouldja?"
It takes a lotta balls or a lack of brains for people who talk like they should be recording with The Jerkey Boys to be saying that Texans talk 'stoopid'.
Can't you come up with something better than accents? Come on show us up here in the northeast how intelligent you are.