[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Carrot Juice Is Murder! (HYSTERICAL SONG AUDIO link on page)

May is International Respect for Chickens Month (FOR GREAT JUSTICE AND DIGNITY, Uh-Huh)




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[MaryFromMichigan]

Orange you sad to see this...

[Gondring]

I LOVE the Arrogant Worms!!

I am Cow
Hear me moo!
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue

[Califreak]

Agenda 21 again!

[Salamander]

I take particular pleasure in SKINNING carrots and potatoes ALIVE.

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[SunkenCiv]

Hitler Was A Vegetarian

[MountainFlower]

In light of all this, does that mean that Focus on The Family's VEGIE TALES is in danger?

Will lines like "the grapes of wrath" be declared illegal and we will have to re-write songs, and books and....Oh MY! No more "apple of my eye"?

If we can't eat meat any more...and now we can't eat vegies any more...what is left? SYNTHETICS?! ARGH!! NNOOOOOOOO! Someone wake me from this nightmare!