**FREEPER KITCHEN PING**
I kept a notebook of 15 minute writing compost a few years back. I don’t know how it got thrown out, but I am still upset about. One of my short essays questioned, “If potatoes have eyes and corn has ears, then what will vegetarians eat?” Especially since you can hear the potato screaming when you put it in the microwave. It sounds like a bunny when it screams in terror.
Personally, I'm off to KILL some plants known as weeds. (Sure hope I didn't hurt their feelings calling them "weeds"...LOL)