(You DO realize it was supposed to be a joke? ;^)
Of course I do.....However you have 5 teens when I did all within a few years of each other & you would have wanted to run away or let somebody take them when the 4 boys were fighting. Their older sister was way worse. She would hit them with a broom. Ut oh good thing she is 28 yrs old now or CPS/DYFS might be here...lmao! Amazing when I met my husband he didn’t mind them one bit & even married me.