Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)
When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.
But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."
"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
You grab that ass of life, girl!
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.
Uh oh. Now you did it. A 7 year old thread? This is now an undead thread.
I wonder if Hillary will pimp out her daughter to cruise the gay bars again as another Hilary campaign begins.
I guess it’s the lower lip. Chelsea’s grandmother, Virginia Clinton Kelley, was no great beauty either, and you can see facial similarities between young Chelsea and young Virginia, but nobody wants to let go of the Hubble thing.
Sure does look like ole Webb.
But why bring either of her parents into this?
I believe it means, unlikely as it may seem, that he thinks she’s got a nice butt. Of course, considering the alternative faces she has to put forward, he may have a point.
What does that mean, exactly? “The Ass of Life”
Something like...
“Looking up, her ass looked like the bottom of heaven.”
I know. I stumbled onto the thread totally by accident. With that title, I couldn’t resist. I’m sure I violated a ton of thread-etiquette protocols posting to this.
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