To: Constitution Day
“No-brainer”, indeed.
The birds are a native species.
The cats are not.
The cats are evil.
The birds are not.
We’ve bred dogs to all sizes, teacup to titanic, but we never tried to produce Doberman-sized housecats. That’s because Doberman-sized housecats would try to kill us.
11 posted on
04/07/2008 6:22:55 AM PDT by
flowerplough
(Sticker on the front of this Pennsylvanian's '89 Ford F-250: Better run, Hillary!)
To: flowerplough
That’s because Doberman-sized housecats would try to kill us.Ain't that that truth!
To: flowerplough
We’ve bred dogs to all sizes, teacup to titanic, but we never tried to produce Doberman-sized housecats. That’s because Doberman-sized housecats would try to kill us. Yes, but if we could get them to go after the non-migrating Canadian Geese that are infesting New Jersey, it might just be worth it.
To: flowerplough
We’ve bred dogs to all sizes, teacup to titanic, but we never tried to produce Doberman-sized house-cats. That’s because Doberman-sized house-cats would
try to kill us.
Small correction!
52 posted on
04/07/2008 7:57:53 AM PDT by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
To: flowerplough
Doberman sized housecats are called tigers!
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