They can if you're MORMON!
You see, Gentile woman, that we have highly evolved brains which allows us to compartmentalize these seemingly (to you weak christians) oxymoronic statements.
When you come to realize the truth of The LDS message; THEN you'll be able to hold both of these thoughts simotaneanously.
--MormonDude(James 1:7-8)
So I need a fragmented brain?