BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Authorities enter Eldorado-area temple (Fundamentalist LDS cult)

Go San Angelo ^ | 5 April 08 | Paul A. Anthony

[Elsie]

What do you mean “WE”; Paleface?

[colorcountry]

Cool....

[Elsie]

We need to find an OT example of someone who did something like this and lived to tell about it, someone who God blessed anyway.

Well; in the LDS Organizational wrintings, we find EMMA SMITH defying GOD by not going along wih her husbands shenanigans, and SHE was threatened with being ZOTTED, be SHE, somehow, managed to avoid being DESTROYED and stayed behind in Missouri and founded the RLDS organization.

Will THAT be a good example??

[colorcountry]

Mornin’ Nana.

I wish you could come garden for me in this high elevation desert of Utah. I’ve given up

[bonfire]

sow those seeds, Nana! :)

[bonfire]

lol!

[bonfire]

Oh dear. It’s only 9am and I just broke one of the commandments: COVET! :)

[P-Marlowe]

Mormonism is a lie. You believe a lie.

These sick twisted Polygamist Cults all think they believe the Bible. They all believe the Book of Mormon. They all believe the Pearl of Great Price. They all believe in the Doctrine and Covenants. Unlike you, they all REALLY and TRULY believe all the revelations of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young and they accept the everlasting covenant that is expressed in that DAMNABLE DOCTRINE OF DEMONS known as Doctrine and Covenants section 132. You believe in that damnable revelation too, but you don't have the courage of your convictions to practice it.

IT IS ALL A LIE, resty. If you can read Doctrine and Covenants section 132a and not get creeped out and not get sick to your stomach, then you have not received the love of the truth and you instead have chosen to believe a lie, and you are under the delusion warned about in 2 Thess 2:10.

Joseph Smith was a false prophet. He is still leading people into damnable heresy from his current position in Hell. Don't believe him. Open your eyes and open your heart to the truth. Run from Joseph Smith and run into the open arms of Jesus. The path you are on leads to destruction. Turn around resty, Run!

[Elsie]

If I had someone very smart around me, I would get him/her to plug in my late hubby's surround system.

Ah... I'll bet YOU can do it, with just a little help!

Your computer sound plays thru your computer speakers, and there is a jack on your computer where this audio comes out:

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If you have a desktop computer, locate the sound jacks on the rear panel.

The OUTPUT one will say LINEOUT, or SPEAKER, or HEADPHONE, or GREEN colored

                    

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(A notebook computer there may be only one or two jacks, usually located on the side or rear of the computer. The sound output jack is usually identified by a drawing of headphones or a speaker. )

 

  

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 Using a standard computer audio connection cable,      (You can get this most anywhere - Wal-Mart will have them in the video/music/tv/computer area.)

 

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insert the mini-plug into the audio output jack.   (or the GREEN one if you have a desk computer)

 

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Your husband's music system should have audio inputs similar to what is seen here. 

 

 

 

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insert the red/white jacks into the same colors on his stereo, and you now have success!

 

 

Note what LABEL is associated with those jacks so you select the correct INPUT when trying to hear your station.

 

 

Good luck!

 

 

 

[Elsie]

I had never thought of UAH.

When your power goes out and all your electronics flash when it comes back on, get a friendly teenager to reset everything ;^)

He (she?) could probably wire up your sound for you as well!

[Elsie]

Why are you spreading falsehoods Elsie Polygamy has nothing to with being Joint Heirs!

Oh foolish Restornu!!!

Why are you accusing ME of falsehoods?

Doesn't BY answer his e-mail??

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"The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy. Others attain unto a glory and may even be permitted to come into the presence of the Father and the Son; but they cannot reign as kings in glory, because they had blessings offered unto them, and they refused to accept them."

-- The Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, Vol 11, p. 269

[Elsie]

Excuse me Ms Swiss cheese women pay tithes too and go on missions and they are not looking to become polygamist God so your scenario has a lot of holes in it!

They CAN'T!!

[Elsie]

 

Apparently if your body LUSTS for multiple partners in the Mormon faith, it’s a sign from GOD and VOILA!: I had me a revelation!

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Joe: Hey Emma!   Guess what!?

 

Emma: You KNOW I hate these guessing games! What is it, Dear?

 

Joe: I heard a voice, probably the Lord, tell me I must take other wives.

 

Emma: WHAT!?   You ding bat!  Don't you KNOW what our precious BOOK says?   After all; YOU are the one that translated it!

 

Joe: Books; schmooks.   All I know is I've been COMMANDED to take other wives and you are to OBEY ME!!!

 

 

Emma:      "Though shalt NOT commit ADULTERY!!!"

 

 

Joe: Silly Woman!  You KNOW better than to take things out of CONTEXT!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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...and the rest is HISTORY...

 

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THE BOOK OF JACOB
THE BROTHER OF NEPHI

CHAPTER 2

 

  24 Behold, David and Solomon truly had many wives and concubines, which thing was abominable before me, saith the Lord.
  25 Wherefore, thus saith the Lord, I have led this people forth out of the land of Jerusalem, by the power of mine arm, that I might raise up unto me a righteous branch from the fruit of the loins of Joseph.
  26 Wherefore, I the Lord God will not suffer that this people shall do like unto them of old.
  27 Wherefore, my brethren, hear me, and hearken to the word of the Lord: For there shall not any man among you have save it be one wife; and concubines he shall have none;
  28 For I, the Lord God, delight in the chastity of women. And whoredoms are an abomination before me; thus saith the Lord of Hosts.
  29 Wherefore, this people shall keep my commandments, saith the Lord of Hosts, or cursed be the land for their sakes.
  30 For if I will, saith the Lord of Hosts, raise up seed unto me, I will command my people; otherwise they shall hearken unto these things.
  31 For behold, I, the Lord, have seen the sorrow, and heard the mourning of the daughters of my people in the land of Jerusalem, yea, and in all the lands of my people, because of the wickedness and abominations of their husbands.
  32 And I will not suffer, saith the Lord of Hosts, that the cries of the fair daughters of this people, which I have led out of the land of Jerusalem, shall come up unto me against the men of my people, saith the Lord of Hosts.

 

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Or even HERE:

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 1 Timothy 3:2-3
 2.  Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife, temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,
 3.  not given to drunkenness, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money.

 

 

1 Timothy 3:12
   A deacon must be the husband of but one wife and must manage his children and his household well.

 

 

 Titus 1:6
   An elder must be blameless, the husband of but one wife, a man whose children believe and are not open to the charge of being wild and disobedient.

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Emma: That's IT!   I'm LEAVING your sorry *!!!

 

Joe:  DARN you Emma; you were TOLD to accept this!!   Wait!!!   I hear a voice again!!!

 

 

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THE
DOCTRINE AND COVENANTS
OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS

SECTION 132

 

  51–57, Emma Smith is counseled (commanded) to be faithful and true; 58–66, Laws governing the plurality of wives are set forth.

 

 

  51 Verily, I say unto you: A commandment I give unto mine handmaid, Emma Smith, your wife, whom I have given unto you, that she stay herself and partake not of that which I commanded you to offer unto her; for I did it, saith the Lord, to ^aprove you all, as I did Abraham, and that I might require an offering at your hand, by covenant and sacrifice.

  52 And let mine handmaid, Emma Smith, ^areceive all those that have been given unto my servant Joseph, and who are virtuous and pure before me; and those who are not pure, and have said they were pure, shall be destroyed, saith the Lord God.

  53 For I am the Lord thy God, and ye shall obey my voice; and I give unto my servant Joseph that he shall be made ruler over many things; for he hath been ^afaithful over a few things, and from henceforth I will strengthen him.

  54 And I command mine handmaid, Emma Smith, to abide and ^acleave unto my servant Joseph, and to none else. But if she will not abide this commandment she shall be ^bdestroyed, saith the Lord; for I am the Lord thy God, and will destroy her if she abide not in my law.

  55 But if she will not abide this commandment, then shall my servant Joseph do all things for her, even as he hath said; and I will bless him and multiply him and give unto him an ^ahundredfold in this world, of fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, houses and lands, wives and children, and crowns of ^beternal lives in the eternal worlds.

  56 And again, verily I say, let mine handmaid ^aforgive my servant Joseph his trespasses; and then shall she be forgiven her trespasses, wherein she has trespassed against me; and I, the Lord thy God, will bless her, and multiply her, and make her heart to ^brejoice.

[Elsie]

How can HALF a chart work?

More FR gremlins??

[Elsie]

Me too. I have to texture walls in a bedroom today and can’t figure out a way to post and read at the same time!

Life just comes up and SLAPS us at times! ;^)

[Elsie]

Somehow; this fits into this thread quite well!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auHXg1H0bAQ

[Elsie]

I wish you could come garden for me in this high elevation desert of Utah.

doesn't the creek behind the house always have water in it?

[xzins]

• 61 And again, as pertaining to the law of the priesthood-if any man espouse a virgin, and desire to espouse another, and the first give her consent, and if he espouse the second, and they are virgins, and have vowed to no other man, then is he justified; he cannot commit adultery for they are given unto him; for he cannot commit adultery with that that belongeth unto him and to no one else.
• 62 And if he have ten virgins given unto him by this law, he cannot commit adultery, for they belong to him, and they are given unto him; therefore is he justified.

Wow! There it is in black and white direct from Joseph Smith's pen. I've never seen it before. That means Jeffs and the FLDS are the true Mormons, doesn't it?

[P-Marlowe]

Creepy huh?

[xzins]

I wonder what Joseph would say about the "virgin" in Texas who called the cops on her old man?

"That's not adultery," he'd say, "That's ___(fill in the blank)___

(A rejection of God's revelation by God's prophet, Joseph Smith.)