We're gonna have to quit getting loaded and telling people the story of how we pistol-whipped and b!tch slapped Ho Chi Min back in ‘67. I was always a little afraid that somebody might figure out we were only 14 years old back then. But boy did we get the free drinks!
Well, maybe we could tell the story just ONE more time. This time you get to be the one who slapped Uncle Ho around and I'll be the guy who shot the pistols out of his guards’ hands.
Just as long as we get the story straight before we start getting all the free beers.
My brother fought the battle of Bier in Germany in the 70's. My grandfather fought in the trenches in France in WW1 - He spent months in the hospital from a mustard gas attack. I, on the other hand, was never in the Service. I salute and thank all who did serve.