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The School Crotch Inspector - Fighting the Advil menace, one strip search at a time
Reason ^ | April 2, 2008 | Jacob Sullum

Posted on 04/02/2008 3:39:20 PM PDT by neverdem

There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who think it's perfectly reasonable to strip-search a 13-year-old girl suspected of bringing ibuprofen to school, and the kind who think those people should be kept as far away from children as possible. The first group includes officials at Safford Middle School in Safford, Arizona, who in 2003 forced eighth-grader Savana Redding to prove she was not concealing Advil in her crotch or cleavage.

It also includes two judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit, who last fall ruled that the strip search did not violate Savana's Fourth Amendment rights. The full court, which recently heard oral arguments in the case, now has an opportunity to overturn that decision and vote against a legal environment in which schoolchildren are conditioned to believe government agents have the authority to subject people to invasive, humiliating searches on the slightest pretext.

Safford Middle School has a "zero tolerance" policy that prohibits possession of all drugs, including not just alcohol and illegal intoxicants but prescription medications and over-the-counter remedies, "except those for which permission to use in school has been granted." In October 2003, acting on a tip, Vice Principal Kerry Wilson found a few 400-milligram ibuprofen pills (each equivalent to two over-the-counter tablets) and one nonprescription naproxen tablet in the pockets of a student named Marissa, who claimed Savana was her source.

Savana, an honors student with no history of disciplinary trouble or drug problems, said she didn't know anything about the pills and agreed to a search of her backpack, which turned up nothing incriminating. Wilson nevertheless instructed a female secretary to strip-search Savana under the school nurse's supervision, without even bothering to contact the girl's mother.

The secretary had Savana take off all her clothing except her underwear. Then she told her to "pull her bra out and to the side and shake it, exposing her breasts," and "pull her underwear out at the crotch and shake it, exposing her pelvic area." Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between drug warriors and child molesters.

"I was embarrassed and scared," Savana said in an affidavit, "but felt I would be in more trouble if I did not do what they asked. I held my head down so they could not see I was about to cry." She called it "the most humiliating experience I have ever had." Later, she recalled, the principal, Robert Beeman, said "he did not think the strip search was a big deal because they did not find anything."

The U.S. Supreme Court has held that a public school official's search of a student is constitutional if it is "justified at its inception" and "reasonably related in scope to the circumstances which justified the interference in the first place." This search was neither.

When Wilson ordered the search, the only evidence that Savana had violated school policy was the uncorroborated accusation from Marissa, who was in trouble herself and eager to shift the blame. Even Marissa (who had pills in her pockets, not her underwear) did not claim that Savana currently possessed any pills, let alone that she had hidden them under her clothes.

Savana, who was closely supervised after Wilson approached her, did not have an opportunity to stash contraband. As the American Civil Liberties Union puts it, "There was no reason to suspect that a thirteen-year-old honor-roll student with a clean disciplinary record had adopted drug-smuggling practices associated with international narcotrafficking, or to suppose that other middle-school students would willingly consume ibuprofen that was stored in another student's crotch."

The invasiveness of the search also has to be weighed against the evil it was aimed at preventing. "Remember," the school district's lawyer recently told ABC News by way of justification, "this was prescription-strength ibuprofen." It's a good thing the school took swift action, before anyone got unauthorized relief from menstrual cramps.

© Copyright 2008 by Creators Syndicate Inc.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: advil; arth; ashredux; authoritarianism; healthnazis; homeschoolingisgood; nannystate; publicschool; schooldiscipline; stripsearch; teens; twoequalsthree; wod; wodlist; zot
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To: 50mm

That rodent has been my trouble for years!


1,721 posted on 04/07/2008 11:11:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
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To: TigersEye; pandoraou812; yorkie; 50mm

I’m outa here. I can’t even get the “post to” right I’m so tired!


1,722 posted on 04/07/2008 11:13:39 PM PDT by 50mm (Three blind gerbils. Three blind gerbils. See how they run? See how they run?)
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To: TigersEye

Willow bark? ummm what would willow bark be doing in undies? Is willow bark for headaches? QQ


1,723 posted on 04/07/2008 11:13:50 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot........I mean gerbil....OUT ..)
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To: 50mm; TigersEye; yorkie

Thank you all for the fun!! hugs & prayers...I have been called to bed. Same thread tomorrow? hugs!


1,724 posted on 04/07/2008 11:16:06 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot........I mean gerbil....OUT ..)
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To: yorkie; 50mm; pandoraou812
I am so ready for that champagne, yorkie. These people are turning on me.

Happy Birthday, Pandy!

1,725 posted on 04/07/2008 11:16:43 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
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To: pandoraou812

Yes, willow bark. That is where aspirin came from.


1,726 posted on 04/07/2008 11:18:13 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
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To: pandoraou812; 50mm; yorkie

Nite, everyone. I’m cashing it in too.


1,727 posted on 04/07/2008 11:19:16 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
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To: TigersEye

Night, TE!

My IE crashed, and I couldn’t clink a toast with all of you!

Rest well, my friend. (IOW, sleep tight and don’t let the bugs bite!) ;-)


1,728 posted on 04/07/2008 11:30:09 PM PDT by yorkie (God Bless our Heroes in Iraq and around the world)
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To: 50mm

Night, ‘50’. I hope you have a good night’s rest, and wake up ready to have a FUN day! Hugs,


1,729 posted on 04/07/2008 11:34:25 PM PDT by yorkie (God Bless our Heroes in Iraq and around the world)
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To: TigersEye

Drinkings ok, advil warrants a strip search.


1,730 posted on 04/08/2008 2:57:35 AM PDT by driftdiver
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To: TigersEye
It’s as solid as the word of a 13 year old girls in trouble.

Actually that is what is really frightening here, probably even more so than the strip search, which is bad beyond belief, that our so-called in loco parentis think that the word of a kid, in trouble, is worth anything. I mean what kind of dried up, acid-etched brain cavity (LSD - I mean), excuses for human beings are these so-called adults who never got caught filching a cookie just out of the oven where they had to cook up an excuse real quick to save their sorry butts from a really fearsome mom, who actually loved them and didn't mind SO MUCH so long as the kept it to one or two. And THEY claim THEY are the adults. SHEESH. They were never ever even kids.

1,731 posted on 04/08/2008 3:28:27 AM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: TigersEye

My CIA code name was “PIZZA” as in Pizza Face, not PEZ.


1,732 posted on 04/08/2008 3:48:05 AM PDT by 50mm (Three blind gerbils. Three blind gerbils. See how they run? See how they run?)
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To: TNdandelion

Cute overload...


1,733 posted on 04/08/2008 5:07:30 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: 50mm

OK, Old movie stuff. I NEVER watch them unless I’m at my sister’s. She could quote most of them and always has them on.


1,734 posted on 04/08/2008 5:13:18 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: pandoraou812

Join the club.


1,735 posted on 04/08/2008 5:14:51 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: TigersEye; pandoraou812

Yea!! Birthday cake. Happy birthday, Pandy!

Say.... are all those little round things around the cake allowed? I mean, really, they look like they could be hiding advil, you know, disguised. We’ll have to strip them to find out.


1,736 posted on 04/08/2008 5:17:34 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom
OK, Old movie stuff. I NEVER watch them unless I’m at my sister’s.

Yes, but the song seems so appropriate for the pusillanimous authoritarianists.

Late night, but worth it.

1,737 posted on 04/08/2008 5:53:26 AM PDT by 50mm (Three blind gerbils. Three blind gerbils. See how they run? See how they run?)
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To: 50mm
RobertPaulson: “This account has been banned or suspended.”

Hmmmm.... oh yeah, I know what I was going to say... /gloat.
1,738 posted on 04/08/2008 6:47:31 AM PDT by Rick.Donaldson (http://www.transasianaxis.com - Please visit for lastest on DPRK/Russia/China/et al.)
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To: neverdem
"I was embarrassed and scared," Savana said in an affidavit, "but felt I would be in more trouble if I did not do what they asked. I held my head down so they could not see I was about to cry." She called it "the most humiliating experience I have ever had." Later, she recalled, the principal, Robert Beeman, said "he did not think the strip search was a big deal because they did not find anything."

All the more reason to say this IS a big deal, because nothing was found.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
1,739 posted on 04/08/2008 7:19:06 AM PDT by Rick.Donaldson (http://www.transasianaxis.com - Please visit for lastest on DPRK/Russia/China/et al.)
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To: Rick.Donaldson

Welcome to the party. It’s been really rocking here for the last few nights.


1,740 posted on 04/08/2008 7:21:50 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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