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The School Crotch Inspector - Fighting the Advil menace, one strip search at a time
Reason ^ | April 2, 2008 | Jacob Sullum

Posted on 04/02/2008 3:39:20 PM PDT by neverdem

There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who think it's perfectly reasonable to strip-search a 13-year-old girl suspected of bringing ibuprofen to school, and the kind who think those people should be kept as far away from children as possible. The first group includes officials at Safford Middle School in Safford, Arizona, who in 2003 forced eighth-grader Savana Redding to prove she was not concealing Advil in her crotch or cleavage.

It also includes two judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit, who last fall ruled that the strip search did not violate Savana's Fourth Amendment rights. The full court, which recently heard oral arguments in the case, now has an opportunity to overturn that decision and vote against a legal environment in which schoolchildren are conditioned to believe government agents have the authority to subject people to invasive, humiliating searches on the slightest pretext.

Safford Middle School has a "zero tolerance" policy that prohibits possession of all drugs, including not just alcohol and illegal intoxicants but prescription medications and over-the-counter remedies, "except those for which permission to use in school has been granted." In October 2003, acting on a tip, Vice Principal Kerry Wilson found a few 400-milligram ibuprofen pills (each equivalent to two over-the-counter tablets) and one nonprescription naproxen tablet in the pockets of a student named Marissa, who claimed Savana was her source.

Savana, an honors student with no history of disciplinary trouble or drug problems, said she didn't know anything about the pills and agreed to a search of her backpack, which turned up nothing incriminating. Wilson nevertheless instructed a female secretary to strip-search Savana under the school nurse's supervision, without even bothering to contact the girl's mother.

The secretary had Savana take off all her clothing except her underwear. Then she told her to "pull her bra out and to the side and shake it, exposing her breasts," and "pull her underwear out at the crotch and shake it, exposing her pelvic area." Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between drug warriors and child molesters.

"I was embarrassed and scared," Savana said in an affidavit, "but felt I would be in more trouble if I did not do what they asked. I held my head down so they could not see I was about to cry." She called it "the most humiliating experience I have ever had." Later, she recalled, the principal, Robert Beeman, said "he did not think the strip search was a big deal because they did not find anything."

The U.S. Supreme Court has held that a public school official's search of a student is constitutional if it is "justified at its inception" and "reasonably related in scope to the circumstances which justified the interference in the first place." This search was neither.

When Wilson ordered the search, the only evidence that Savana had violated school policy was the uncorroborated accusation from Marissa, who was in trouble herself and eager to shift the blame. Even Marissa (who had pills in her pockets, not her underwear) did not claim that Savana currently possessed any pills, let alone that she had hidden them under her clothes.

Savana, who was closely supervised after Wilson approached her, did not have an opportunity to stash contraband. As the American Civil Liberties Union puts it, "There was no reason to suspect that a thirteen-year-old honor-roll student with a clean disciplinary record had adopted drug-smuggling practices associated with international narcotrafficking, or to suppose that other middle-school students would willingly consume ibuprofen that was stored in another student's crotch."

The invasiveness of the search also has to be weighed against the evil it was aimed at preventing. "Remember," the school district's lawyer recently told ABC News by way of justification, "this was prescription-strength ibuprofen." It's a good thing the school took swift action, before anyone got unauthorized relief from menstrual cramps.

© Copyright 2008 by Creators Syndicate Inc.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: advil; arth; ashredux; authoritarianism; healthnazis; homeschoolingisgood; nannystate; publicschool; schooldiscipline; stripsearch; teens; twoequalsthree; wod; wodlist; zot
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To: Mojave
Sounds like an ACLU party.

Is that what they're like? None of us has ever been to one.

1,401 posted on 04/06/2008 10:23:23 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: 50mm
Gerbils read?

As far as I can tell, no. Just cut-and-paste from robertpaulsen.

1,402 posted on 04/06/2008 10:25:58 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: TigersEye

Can you imagine a debate between those two? One obtuse, nonsensical nonresponsive statement after another, ad infinitum.


1,403 posted on 04/06/2008 10:29:56 PM PDT by 50mm (One dead troll....one to go!)
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To: 50mm

Ever see the nerds movie where they try to high-five?


1,404 posted on 04/06/2008 10:31:12 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: 50mm
Can you imagine a debate between those two?

Actually I don't have to imagine it. I remember third grade.

1,405 posted on 04/06/2008 10:32:43 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: TigersEye
Who is Booger?


1,406 posted on 04/06/2008 10:33:57 PM PDT by 50mm (One dead troll....one to go!)
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To: 50mm
I didn't really see the movie. I just saw an outtake where they tried to high-five. lol

I'll be back in a minute...and 19 seconds.
I'm going to go watch Kung Fu Gerbil again.

1,407 posted on 04/06/2008 10:36:40 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: TigersEye
imagine

Fantasy. There you go again.

1,408 posted on 04/06/2008 10:37:31 PM PDT by 50mm (One dead troll....one to go!)
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To: 50mm

You mean 2 of them!


1,409 posted on 04/06/2008 10:39:30 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT)
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To: 50mm
There you go again.

That's not in the transcript.

Reading is like basic, dood. Only more fundamentalist.

1,410 posted on 04/06/2008 10:40:27 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: TigersEye

You mean he goes to them too? I thought he was odd....I thought both of them odd but that is just disgusting. Revolting in fact.


1,411 posted on 04/06/2008 10:42:40 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT ..& out went RP , whose next?)
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To: 50mm; pandoraou812

Is that Kung Fu Gerbil from an actual movie or is it just a youtube thing? I love the opening drums. I want a loop of that to play constantly while I post. Especially for troll hunting.


1,412 posted on 04/06/2008 10:43:59 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: robertpaulsen
And what if she had "pulled her bra out and to the side and shook it" and a plastic pouch containing 20 Ecstasy pills had fallen out?

Bwaaa haaa haaa!
Don't be SILLY there was no ROOM for the 20 Ecstasy pills because she had 40 Lbs. of C4 between her breasts and a thermo nuclear warhead in... well, never mind, but you get the idea. This is SERIES.

Oh those wacky honor students! What will they do next? Savana told me you were smuggling you a$$ in your hat. Clearly you are guilty - I can't imagine more corroboration than your post.

1,413 posted on 04/06/2008 10:45:57 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
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To: TigersEye

I have no clue where 50mm gets this stuff. I liked the drums too.


1,414 posted on 04/06/2008 10:51:54 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT ..& out went RP , whose next?)
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To: TigersEye
Only more fundamentalist.

I'm not a fundamentalist. I belong to RPLDG, the church of RP and the Latter Day Gerbils. We worship all authority figures. We are required by church doctrine to speak in tongues aka dishonest, nonsensical debating. Instead of poisonous snakes, we "wrestle" gerbils ;-) Our most honored profit is Der Fuhrer. (buttkissing be upon him) We don't dance, but we are compelled to goose step at our strip search parties. We aren't barbarians though, strip searches are non-touch and for girls age 13 and younger.

1,415 posted on 04/06/2008 10:55:38 PM PDT by 50mm (One dead troll....one to go!)
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To: TigersEye

Post 1373


1,416 posted on 04/06/2008 10:57:18 PM PDT by 50mm (One dead troll....one to go!)
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To: 50mm

Does the rabbit belong too & the aclu?


1,417 posted on 04/06/2008 10:58:28 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT ..& out went RP , whose next?)
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To: 70times7; Mojave
That is a nice reply. But I regret to inform you that roberpaulsen is no longer with us. Sadly, he was hit by a bolt of blue Viking Kitten lightning and... well, he was toasted like a bagel in a steel foundry.

We have dedicated the rest of this thread as a wake to him and request that you join us in solemn remembrances.

He has been replaced with a suitable, if somewhat slower, poster who does a passing impersonation of robert's cruder side. Meet Mojave.

1,418 posted on 04/06/2008 10:58:55 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: 50mm

I better go look at it quick. I hear crackling and the air is getting very still.


1,419 posted on 04/06/2008 11:01:20 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: 70times7
Satellite photo of RP remains can be seen here: RP's smoldering ashes

We're are currently working on his flunkie.

1,420 posted on 04/06/2008 11:04:35 PM PDT by 50mm (One dead troll....one to go!)
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