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To: robertpaulsen
And what if she had "pulled her bra out and to the side and shook it" and a plastic pouch containing 20 Ecstasy pills had fallen out?

Bwaaa haaa haaa!
Don't be SILLY there was no ROOM for the 20 Ecstasy pills because she had 40 Lbs. of C4 between her breasts and a thermo nuclear warhead in... well, never mind, but you get the idea. This is SERIES.

Oh those wacky honor students! What will they do next? Savana told me you were smuggling you a$$ in your hat. Clearly you are guilty - I can't imagine more corroboration than your post.

1,413 posted on 04/06/2008 10:45:57 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
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To: 70times7; Mojave
That is a nice reply. But I regret to inform you that roberpaulsen is no longer with us. Sadly, he was hit by a bolt of blue Viking Kitten lightning and... well, he was toasted like a bagel in a steel foundry.

We have dedicated the rest of this thread as a wake to him and request that you join us in solemn remembrances.

He has been replaced with a suitable, if somewhat slower, poster who does a passing impersonation of robert's cruder side. Meet Mojave.

1,418 posted on 04/06/2008 10:58:55 PM PDT by TigersEye (robertpaulsen got the zot. ... Lost his cool, fell off the pot.)
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To: 70times7
Satellite photo of RP remains can be seen here: RP's smoldering ashes

We're are currently working on his flunkie.

1,420 posted on 04/06/2008 11:04:35 PM PDT by 50mm (One dead troll....one to go!)
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