[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Article is full of “most likely” “implies” “perhaps”
This guy is full of himself and doesn’t know squat for sure. He should be sayin’, “I might very well be wrong, but I guess this, and I guess that. I have no proof, but I’m impressed by my guessing. And you should be too!”

[jammer]

You’re right. I might be more succinct and just say he’s masturbating in print.

[swampdweller]

Article is full of “most likely” “implies” “perhaps” This guy is full of himself and doesn’t know squat for sure.

Right on, right on, Doc. They find one thing and make a gigantic unprovable theory with it. But over time it'll be accepted as truth.

Here is my theory: The absurdity of this article implies that perhaps this guy is most likely full of it.