"As a matter of fact, aspirin and self-control do a pretty good job of protecting people from AIDS."
Aspirin is potentially 100% effective in preventing AIDS. One merely need place the aspirin between one's clenched butt cheeks and don't let it fall out.
18 posted on 03/21/2008 6:02:21 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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