Generally we do not give the anal sphinctor the respect it deserves.
What do you think of the sphincter as a whole?
Seriously, stop! You are right, but I now have the giggles.
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the hell was in charge.
I should be in charge, said the brain, Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.
I should be in charge, said the blood, Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.
I should be in charge, said the stomach, Because I process food and give all of you energy.
I should be in charge, said the legs, because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.
I should be in charge, said the eyes, Because I allow the body to see where it goes.
I should be in charge, said the rectum , Because I’m responsible for waste removal.
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
* the stomach was bloated,
* the legs got wobbly,
* the eyes got watery,
* and the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story: The a hole is usually in charge! :)
I don't care where you're from, that is a winner!