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A story for the "Pucker" factor.

Yeeeeeoooowwwww!

1 posted on 03/19/2008 9:15:11 AM PDT by CapnJack
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preventive maintenance....


96 posted on 03/19/2008 10:14:43 AM PDT by thinking
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THEY CAN ACTUALLY do THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?..........


99 posted on 03/19/2008 10:17:23 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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The "ripped her a new one" joke has been done. And done And done...


100 posted on 03/19/2008 10:17:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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If she is a Democrat, I guess that two heads are better than one.


103 posted on 03/19/2008 10:18:31 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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Suddenly law suits look good. It’s better to sue a bad medical system out of existance than have this happen.


108 posted on 03/19/2008 10:21:17 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
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Maybe there was a rash of Klingon sightings around Uranus and Bones was trying to seal up the entry point.


113 posted on 03/19/2008 10:26:49 AM PDT by ResponseAbility
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How do the doctors know if the new anus is functional? Do they pull her finger?


117 posted on 03/19/2008 10:30:58 AM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece
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This is the same hospital that took a guy in to amputate his left leg, but they amputated his right leg instead. Then they had to bring him back to the operating room to amputate his left leg. And that guy couldn’t sue the hospital for one penny!!

Why — well he obviously had no leg to stand on.


121 posted on 03/19/2008 10:34:48 AM PDT by USNA74
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You've read the story, now own the sphincter!
128 posted on 03/19/2008 10:40:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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Why the hell would someone need 2 anuses? Or is it ani?


130 posted on 03/19/2008 10:43:50 AM PDT by BJClinton (My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!)
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Bookmarking this thread for more laughs


131 posted on 03/19/2008 10:44:02 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
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DisASSter.


153 posted on 03/19/2008 11:43:30 AM PDT by Allegra (Posting without being logged on since 2001)
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Socialized medicine...It’s the future.

GACK!!!


157 posted on 03/19/2008 11:59:18 AM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.)
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Did they drill?


161 posted on 03/19/2008 12:06:01 PM PDT by johnny7
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The scriptwriters for Leno and Letterman are working overtime right now. Can’t wait to see what Colbert does with it.


162 posted on 03/19/2008 12:09:30 PM PDT by E. Cartman (Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.)
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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

Well, it's a good thing that she didn't go in for brain surgery.

171 posted on 03/19/2008 12:25:51 PM PDT by xJones
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She should have told those doctors to butt out!!


179 posted on 03/19/2008 1:12:08 PM PDT by billygoatgruff
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“Singing The Praises of Socialized Medicine” bump!

(/sarc!)


180 posted on 03/19/2008 1:16:12 PM PDT by VOA
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The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Knowing how socialized medicine works...
the "traumatized" surgical team and their families have probably
been sent off to some beach location like Miami in order to rest and
recuperate from this sad trauma (that they perpetrated on this poor woman).
181 posted on 03/19/2008 1:21:33 PM PDT by VOA
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She remarried?


184 posted on 03/19/2008 1:29:21 PM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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