A story for the "Pucker" factor.
Yeeeeeoooowwwww!
1 posted on
03/19/2008 9:15:11 AM PDT by
CapnJack
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To: CapnJack
She’s probably got the makings of a court case and a settlement, if the jury can stop laughing long enough.
26 posted on
03/19/2008 9:23:42 AM PDT by
6SJ7
To: CapnJack
This possibly could be the “Thread of the day”.
There are just WAY TOO MANY jokes that can be made about this one.
29 posted on
03/19/2008 9:25:24 AM PDT by
CapnJack
To: CapnJack
I imagine she ordered her lawyer to return the favor to those who were at fault...
31 posted on
03/19/2008 9:25:38 AM PDT by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: CapnJack
Forgive my naiveness, but how do you get a new anus? Isn’t it just skin? Did she get a new sphincter too? Or is sphincter the same as a rectum is the same as anus?
32 posted on
03/19/2008 9:25:44 AM PDT by
jdm
("You only live once and usually not even then." - Michael O'Donoghue)
To: CapnJack
German socialized medicine 2009:
But hey, it was “free.”
36 posted on
03/19/2008 9:26:37 AM PDT by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: CapnJack
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital.Ungrateful wench~! She got a brand new anus!
To: CapnJack
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it, we have the technology. Better than it was before. Better. Stronger. Faster.”
38 posted on
03/19/2008 9:27:37 AM PDT by
Sax
To: CapnJack
Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?
Disaster.
To: CapnJack
Here's a picture of the patient getting ready to plant a big wet one on her new anus.
42 posted on
03/19/2008 9:29:22 AM PDT by
exile
("Get off my phone, ya big dope"- The Great One)
To: CapnJack
They can DO that?
Does the staff of the New Yorker know about this?
(They don’t have anuses (ani?) at the New Yorker.)
53 posted on
03/19/2008 9:36:14 AM PDT by
dangus
To: CapnJack
Coming to a “Hildebeeste Care” hospital near you ...
57 posted on
03/19/2008 9:39:13 AM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: CapnJack
Sure she can sue for losing her old anus. But she’ll never have complete closure.
To: CapnJack
I had something similar happen to me once. The show I was working on was supposed to be getting a new producer, but instead....
To: CapnJack
She can’t sue the hospital.....she doesn’t have a leg to stand on!
To: CapnJack
But I ordered
ANGUS!!!
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To: CapnJack
Reminds me of an old Monty Python sketch from the 70s:
Man A: “Have you read the newspaper? Nixon’s had an asshole transplant”
Man B: “Ah, but have you read the stop press? the asshole’s rejected him”
71 posted on
03/19/2008 9:58:41 AM PDT by
StevieJ
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76 posted on
03/19/2008 10:02:01 AM PDT by
wardaddy
(Obama: The candidate for those who think Deliverance was a documentary.)
To: CapnJack
Any one can make a mistake. There should be no charge so she got something for nothing.
84 posted on
03/19/2008 10:08:17 AM PDT by
Big Horn
(Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal . Author unknown)
To: CapnJack
This is most definitely, her “anus horriblus.”
88 posted on
03/19/2008 10:09:59 AM PDT by
mass55th
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