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Maybe Rush can explain this Ashley mystery.

So, because Ashley ate mustard and ketchup sandwiches, it was acceptable for Obama’s pastor to blame America for 9/11.

That’s essentially what he said.

Ashley is a WHITE WOMAN who is working for Obama.

Ashley is a single mother’s daughter who was victimized by the eeeeevil pharmacutical industry.

BIG FATHER GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE SPENT YOUR TAX DOLLARS to help ashley.

CNN’s women have ugly hairstyles. Same relevance.

Obama is a racist.
Obama is finished.

Ashley ate mustard and ketchup sandwiches

I have a nephew who, as a child, would only eat lettuce and mustard sandwiches. His mother even went to school to explain to teachers that that was all he would eat.

Maybe Rush can explain this Ashley mystery.

I can do it!!!

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing.

Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No!

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.