[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Compile this. Chuck ain’t all that. He backed a loser and so is a loser.

.386
.model flat, stdcall
option casemap :none ; case sensitive
include \masm32\include\windows.inc

include \masm32\include\user32.inc
include \masm32\include\kernel32.inc
include \masm32\include\masm32.inc

includelib \masm32\lib\user32.lib
includelib \masm32\lib\kernel32.lib
includelib \masm32\lib\masm32.lib

print MACRO Quoted_Text:VARARG
LOCAL Txt
.data
Txt db Quoted_Text,0
.code
invoke StdOut,ADDR Txt
ENDM

input MACRO Quoted_Prompt_Text:VARARG
LOCAL Txt
LOCAL Buffer
.data
Txt db Quoted_Prompt_Text,0
Buffer db 128 dup(?)
.code
invoke StdOut,ADDR Txt
invoke StdIn,ADDR Buffer,LENGTHOF Buffer
mov eax, offset Buffer
ENDM

cls MACRO
invoke ClearScreen
ENDM

Main PROTO

.data
Msg1 db “Huckabee was, is and will for all times be a moron > “,0
Msg2 db “Low Life Trailer Park Trash > “,0
.code

start:
invoke Main
invoke ExitProcess,0

Main proc

LOCAL InputBuffer[128]:BYTE
cls
print “Huckabee was, is and will for all times be a moron”,13,10,13,10

input “Type Amen Please > “
invoke StdOut,eax

invoke locate,10,10
invoke StdOut,ADDR Msg1
invoke StdIn,ADDR InputBuffer,LENGTHOF InputBuffer

invoke locate,10,11
invoke StdOut,ADDR Msg2
invoke StdOut,ADDR InputBuffer

ret

Main endp

end start

[lawgirl]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[ari-freedom]

That’s nothing. Chuck Norris can compile the Matrix in his head. Christie Brinkley is one of his favorite programs. Betcha couldn’t tell she’s 100% digital.

[Not just another dumb blonde]

Does everything have to be reduced to politics? I like him because he always plays the good guy (except his first film). I don’t support Huckabee, and I’m a Baptist. Sheesh, chill already.

[Mr. Lucky]

Should you, maybe, go out and work in the garden for a little while or something?