Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe
You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.
Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.
Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!
Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.
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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
for all the Democrat girly-men
An attempt to woo NASCAR voters.
Barrack Bluemoon Obama
Barak (Prince) Obama
Barac (formerly known as Hussein) Obama.
Barack (expletive deleted) Obama.
Barack Barackovich Obama
OBAMA
Barak Sham-a-Lam-a-Ding-Dong Obama
Barak Rooseveltwashingtonlincolnreagan Obama.
What could be more american than that?
Barack Paipasizzers Obama
Barack Iamashamedofmymiddlename Obama
Barack Sham Alama Ding Dong Obama
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