[robertpaulsen]

"One in five brides-to-be is so concerned that her bridesmaids might let her down that she would ask her maid-of-honour to sign a written "pre-nuptial agreement", according to a new poll."

Well, my list of potential wives just got 20% shorter.

How about this, Miss Bride-To-Be? How about YOU sign a contract agreeing not to put on weight after we're married?

[Perdogg]

ping

[Ouderkirk]

Consider this:

[winner3000]

(How about this, Miss Bride-To-Be? How about YOU sign a contract agreeing not to put on weight after we’re married?)

Exactly!!! I think that’s the biggest gribe husbands have.

[TChad]

How about this, Miss Bride-To-Be? How about YOU sign a contract agreeing not to put on weight after we're married?

I was best man at a wedding where that might have helped. She was a total sweetheart, but she somehow decided that being married meant that she could stop dieting. She put on about 10 lbs. per month over the next six months. They divorced in under two years.