Immanuel Kant’s reply “Immanuel can.”
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table
David Hume could outconsume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Renny Descartes was a drunken fart who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.