[babble-on]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table
David Hume could outconsume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Renny Descartes was a drunken fart who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

[Grizzled Bear]

There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.

Plato they say could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day.