Since the Republican party left me I was worried I wouldn’t be able to find a new party....now I have.
I’m now a registered Squirrel (not the Huckabee kind)
It’s ok. You are one of several prodigal sons. When you return home the fatted calf will be killed and there will be rejoicing.
Your absence will not be brought up as the joy of your return is celebraated. The family knows you have your reasons for the absence and thats all that need be brought up