[Clemenza]

Too cold. Too boring. Too self-righteous. I would actually rather live in Mexico than Canada for the weather alone, but the regulations on land ownership are something only a Buchananite nationalist (ironically) would love.

If I were retiring right now, it would be to Uruguay or Argentina. Great food, educated populations, beautiful women, and the exchange rates are good (unlike in Europe or even Canada).

For now, I will stick it out and fight the good fight in the People's Soviet of New Jersey, aka Sopranostan.