McChurian is a . . .
constipated, convoluted, conceited, concocted, concretized, concupiscent, condemnable, condensed, condescending, condor-headed, confabulated, confisticatory, conflicted, conflictive, confounded, confrontive, confused, congenitally-deranged, incongruous, conjurer, connected-globalist, consciencousless, consort-of-demons, conspirator, constricted, contaminator, contemptible, contemptuous, contorted, contrary, contradiction, contrived, CONTROLLING,
consummate closet communist contortionist confederate contraceptive conduit coolie . . .
Besides all that, his mother dresses him funny.