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Constitution of the Left Wing Nanny State of Liberals:

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We the People Sheeple of the United States Nanny State, in Order to form a more perfect Union Socialist Utopia, establish Justice Socially engineer a country of non smoking, physically fit, tea totallers, insure domestic Tranquility Smoking bans in bars, limits on unhealthy food and social drinking, provide for the common defense Universal Healthcare, promote the general Welfare health of the population whether they like it or not, in order to save above mentioned Universal Healthcare entitlement program from bankruptcy, and secure the Blessings of Liberty Dependency to ourselves progressive liberals and our Posterity Hitler Youth who we brainwash through public school education, do ordain decree and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Nanny State of Liberals.

2 posted on 01/23/2008 5:23:54 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Fat maybe where it’s at but I’ll stay 6’ 185.


3 posted on 01/23/2008 5:26:16 PM PST by edcoil
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To: Eric Blair 2084

“...in the camp for undesirables who displease the state.”

Usually, I find you grating and annoying, even though I rarely disagree with you...but I have to give you credit; that was a good line. ;)


17 posted on 01/23/2008 5:38:49 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

“In the Fatosphere, Big Is In, or at Least Accepted”

That is SO 1979.

DARE TO BE FAT - Root Boy Slim

by David Greenlee, Foster McKenzie III, and Ernie Lancaster

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
C’mon y’all -
Fat don’t matter at all!

I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood
Good God almighty, she was lookin’ good
Tight ski pants, cashmire sweater
Root Boy can’t think of nuthin’, nuthin’ better.

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
C’mon y’all -
Fat don’t matter at all!

She’s got a shape that makes me drool
Lord, I’m just a fat girl’s fool
She weighs in at two-oh-two
That’s fine with me, I’m portly, too

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
C’mon y’all -
Fat don’t matter at all!

[spoken]
Man, those fat girls got me eating out of their hands
They got me playin’ the fool
They got me doin’ anything they want me to
They got me wrapped out around their pudgy fingers
I don’t know how to get out of this syndrome I’m in

Me and my woman got it made
Eatin’ in, eatin’ out, at least six times a day
Breakfast and brunch, lunch and dinner, too
Plus a few meals that might be new to you

[spoken]
C’mon, c’mon, you fat girls
Give Root Boy some play
Fellow might not be noticin’ you, but
I dig you, I dig you
I’m a fat man, too
I dig you fat girls
You’re foxy, you’re foxy
You got [put on a pedestal?]
Highly elevated
Back in Medieval times
You’re Rubenesque, baby

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Copyright ca. 1979 by Root Boy Music/Street Music Ltd.


48 posted on 01/23/2008 6:21:10 PM PST by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Thanks for the ping!


77 posted on 01/23/2008 9:41:43 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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