[Mr. Jeeves]

I thought you were going to bed? Why is your ego keeping you up to savor all the sympathetic responses to your post?

When you figure that out, you'll know the exact reason all of these "female behaviors" were able to annoy you enough to compose the post in the first place. Just remember that "the world is your mirror". If you are pointing fingers at women for doing these things, it's because they are reflecting back some aspect of yourself that you don't like.

[Syncro]

Did you wife make you say that?

[Bear_Slayer]

Can’t sleep, plus — the dog is in the way. :-)

[bannie]

Gosh, Mr. Jeeves: I just looked at your "page." You're not only wise, you're also extreeeeeeemely handsome!!!!!

As a mother, I'm assuming that you have an excellent mother!

[Scotsman will be Free]

Puhleeze! No woman has ever been a jerk or a pain in the arse, eh? It’s always the guy’s fault, hmm? Ok Alan Alda. Whatever you say.