[Scotsman will be Free]

Puhleeze! No woman has ever been a jerk or a pain in the arse, eh? It’s always the guy’s fault, hmm? Ok Alan Alda. Whatever you say.

[Mr. Jeeves]

What? I'm not sure it's possible to miss the point of my post more completely than you did.

Women simply don't behave like that toward men they respect and trust. Change yourself and she will follow your lead. If she still refuses, simply "fire" her and find one who will. Don't get hung up on trying to force any one woman whose physical appearance you happen to like to be what you want - this is where men get into huge trouble.

[KC_Conspirator]

It’s always the guy’s fault, hmm? Ok Alan Alda. Whatever you say.

LOL. Or Micheal Kinsley...