[Bear_Slayer]

What are you smoking?

[Mr. Jeeves]

I thought you were going to bed? Why is your ego keeping you up to savor all the sympathetic responses to your post?

When you figure that out, you'll know the exact reason all of these "female behaviors" were able to annoy you enough to compose the post in the first place. Just remember that "the world is your mirror". If you are pointing fingers at women for doing these things, it's because they are reflecting back some aspect of yourself that you don't like.