Posted on 01/20/2008 9:42:43 PM PST by Bear_Slayer
for your husband. :-)
A nagging woman is like being pecked to death by a duck.
Can’t sleep, plus — the dog is in the way. :-)
ROTFLOL! From one Montanan to another, what do you do about the husband who nags and treats you like a little kid? ; )
Listen... we own half the money and ALL the *****
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;) ;) ;)
I’m going out with a woman who takes pride in laying mantraps and is unlike any other woman I’ve ever dated. She insists I sit in the big leather recliner at her place, gives me the remote, watches whatever I surf to, cooks incredible meals, does the dishes and rebukes me if I attempt to help, occasionally picks up the tab for a night out, Pauses the DVD if I doze off watching a movie, leaves me alone when I’m working on my truck but comes out and brings me coffee at the right time. Flowers get me an immediate and ‘responsive’ thank-you. She Doesn’t whine, complain or b_tch about anything and she’s never had a headache.
She’s quite unlike any I’ve ever met before.
Hildy, please be sure to ping me to your post ;)
Proof of that is this line:
"Be a little gay and a little more interested in him."
Or maybe that would be in a newer version...
Notice what is circled in the bottom right? LOL
bump
Was she born in the USA?
Kick his a$$?
SO you’re about the 2nd date or so? :-)
Women are either teases or bitches. Never met one that was different.
I love women.
Maybe I’ll met one that is different someday.
Jeff: Women age like fine wine.
Walter: My wife ages like milk!
Walter: This morning my wife rolled out of bed, hopped on her menstrual cycle, and ran my ass over! It even makes a sound (immitating an engine "turning over") Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag (imitating a running engine revving up and shifting - you really needed to hear this, it doesn't translate that well) Biiiiiiiiiiiiith, Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch, Biiiiiiiiiiitch!
The whole “does this outfit make me look fat” may be entirely based on an honest dialogue but all too often it is based in a valid female fear that the woman’s primary attractiveness to a man is not her mind and character—but instead the outside.
Mr. Jeeves is absolutely correct in his post #22.
you're no fun...:>)
“Was she born in the USA?”
100% made in the USA. She lives on a small piece of the original family farm that goes back 3 generations.
However, if she is a whining, nagging, fish-wife inwardly, all her outward looks won't last long. It will make sex unbearable and the man will start looking elsewhere, even the gal with the fat-a$$ that smiles when he talks.
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