Ode Tae A Fart
Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
lurks in your belly after the feastie
Jist as you sit doon amang yer kin
There starts tae stir an enormous win’
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The neeps ‘n’tatties ‘n’ mushy peas
Start workin’ like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin’ wi the sauncie face
Will hae ye blowin ‘a’ ower the place
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Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’bodys gonny huv tae pay
Even when ye try tae stifle
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle
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Ye hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
An try tae stop the leakin’ air
Shiftin’ yersel fae cheek tae cheek
An pray tae god it disnae reek
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But aw yer efforts go asunder
When oot it comes, a clap ‘o thunder
Richochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom!
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God Almichty it fairly reeks
Hope a huvnae shit ma breeks
Tae the bog a better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it’s no ma worry
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A’body roon aboot me chokin’
Wan or twa ur nearly boakin
A’ll feel better fur a while
Canny help but raise a smile
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“Wis him!” I shout wi accusin’ glower
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
“Ye durty bugger!” they shout and stare
A dinna feel welcome any mair
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But where ye go ,let yer win’ gang free
Sounds like jist the job tae me
But whit a fuss at Johnny's party
Owe the sake ‘O’ wan wee farty.
( P.S. Thankyou Duncan Hunter!)
Just what we needed for a lift! LMAO damn thats funny!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1956507/posts
Nev. Caucuses Over; GOP Battle on in SC [Obama gets more delegates than Hillary]
Yet, on the ABC in Oz, the headline is all for Hillary!
I do not understand your entire election process...
MEANWHILE FREEPERS ONE AND ALL, FOR THE SAKE OF THE FREE WORLD, PLEASE READ THE OBAMA FILE.
http://www.freedomsenemies.com/_more/obama.htm