Posted on 01/14/2008 12:18:24 PM PST by Jack Black
Who's Tired of Pink? Posted January 11, 2008 | 11:45 AM (EST)
I am so tired of pink men bombing brown children and rationalizing it as fighting terrorism. I am so tired of pink men telling women (of all colors) what to do with their wombs--which connect with their brains--in case you forgot. I am so tired of pink men telling us we should stay in Iraq for generations. I am so tired of pink men buying bombs and cheating schools. I am so tired of pink men having wives who stand behind them and nod sagely on television. I am so tired of pink men expecting that someone--a brown, black, yellow or white woman--will trail behind them changing light bulbs, taking out garbage, washing laundry, keeping food in the house, taking care of kids of all ages, of parents of all ages. I am so tired of pink men whose wives double or triple the family income thinking they can spend it without doing a damn thing at home. I am so tired of pink men spouting nonsense on TV. I am so tired of pink men arguing, blathering, bloviating, predicting the future--usually wrongly--and telling women to shut up. I am so sick of hearing that another pink man has dropped his children out a window, off a bridge or killed his pregnant wife or killed his unpregnant wife because he was infatuated with another pregnant woman. I am so sick of pink men making war and talking about peace. I am so sick of pink men appointing their mediocre cronies to judgeships, to political advisors, to cushy jobs, to columns in the paper, to multimillion-dollar posts as CEOS or actors (while the actresses make less) or producers or writers or newsreaders or talk show bloviators or supposedly sage counselors at law. I am so tired of pink men.
Email Print Comment And by the way some brown men and tan men and wheaten men do these things too.
Don't tell me about women who kill. I know there are some--but fewer. So let's just remember our mothers--who bore us, protected us against our fathers and grandfathers and all the pink or brown men who wanted to rape us or kill us or starve us because we were girls.
I am not stupid. I know all generalizations are false. I know there are bad mothers, bad women, bad sisters, bad aunts, and bad females of every stripe. But I have seen enough men in high office to last a lifetime.
Let's give women a chance!
Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
This is trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid.
Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
This just emitted more stupid in one post than our entire galaxy emits in a year.
Quasar stupid.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.
Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.
Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
I’m sorry. I can’t go on.
You’re lucky you’re not Mr. Yellow.
I kinda like pink.
When the incompetence of the female democrat “governor” of Louisiana was coupled with the incompetent buffoonery of the black democrat so-called “mayor” of NOLA, it became clear that the operative term “democrat” more accurately could be used to predict the adverse outcomes rather than sex or color.
Boy, can I get away with posting a laundry list of why I am tired of the victimhood antics and self-imposed failures of the brown, and the wheaten, or however this clown tries to characterize people? I think not.
Besides, so much of the blame resides with “a pink guy”. MY tagline summarizes it.
Owens Corning has or had a 1-800-GET-PINK hotline. Their mascot is the Pink Panther after all. But there was an objection to calling it 1-800-GET-PINK when a male employee at the strategy session said 1-800-GET-PINK sounded too much like a phone number for an escort service or prostitute.
As a person of pallor, I’m deeply offended by the author’s use of the term “pink”. Who can I sue?
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What's a couple dozen venereal diseases amongst "friends"?
Something about them all being pink on the inside comes to mind.
LOL. Just not pink ones.
What a worthless.....nevermind
And she thinks this makes her look more intelligent? This reminds me why I despise liberals.
Well, one could make a game out of it: “Wheel of VD” take a spin and see what you contract.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
I’m tired of women using their wombs to bomb the future generation of the United States of America and having the nerve to call it a choice. The generation being destroyed has no choice.
I’m tired of the United States allowing laws supporting the mass extermination of an entire class of people, the future generation who has not made the journey from the womb to the freeist and most democractic country in the history of the world.
I’m tired of mass demand to choices which are immoral and really unthinkable in a country that is founded on a belief in the universal rights of man.
Sounds like it really sucks to be her.
Not only is the woman stupid, she’s nuts!
I am tired of the whimping and dumbing down of men on tv. Every tv show and/or commercial has men being stupid, fat, lazy, unaware while the wife girl friend is keen, witty, smart, and a hottie ( most cases ).
My sons are men. They change the oil and when they spill it on the ground they don’t clean it up. They hunt, they open doors for ladies, they are polite, they remove their hats indoors, they eat read meat, they do not think homos are funny and better designers, they like the 3 stooges, Little Rascals, Tom & Jerry and Jonny Quest... I could go on but I refuse to raise whimps.
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