[This Just In]

Frankly, my mother would have run me over with my vehicle. At the very least, I would have required emergency care, and a breathing tube.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

My mom was a prison guard and she told me if I got arrested for drinking or drugs she would see me when her shift came up.

She told me shew would not pay for bail or a lawyer, I was on my own.

Good thing I NEVER got caught. Ha ha ha