Ok, here’s one that I haven’t seen before. I have seen that libs want to present gender as a choice. Libs think you can simply claim yourself to be a man or woman, and poof it is so.
If that’s the case, can I declare my race? As of this time, I’m black, and I want the entitlements due me for my race.
Get a psychiatrist to diagnose you with Ethnic Identity Disorder. Then go change your name to Sleep and Eat, go to work in Black Face and demand to use the Colored Only Rest Room. Also have the company inform the real Afican-American employees that they are to accept you as one of them.