Posted on 12/27/2007 5:59:58 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska
Ready?
Thanks Kathy!
{{HUGS}}
The Rainbow Bridge
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food and water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing: they miss someone very special to them; who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. The bright eyes are intent; the eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to break away from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. YOU have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
THEN YOU CROSS RAINBOW BRIDGE TOGETHER...
No coffee HERE this morning..
ARRGH!
I found some whole bean Irish Creme decaf in the freezer.
So ground that up and brewed some..
It’s not too bad!
LOL
Welfare Humor
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, You know I just HATE
drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is Excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes.” “Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.”
The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re bull-shittin’ me!” The social
worker said, “Yeah, well ... You started it.”
LOL!
Good morning Beachy!
*HUG*
Last Child Support Check!
Today my baby girl’s 18th birthday... I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those dang payments!
So I calls my baby girl, LaKeesha, to comes to my house, and when she get there, I told her, “Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she EVER be gettin’ from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the ‘spression on yo mama’s face.”
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the ‘spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door... I say, “Now what yo momma say ‘bout that?”
She say to tell you that “you ain’t my daddy” and watch the ‘spression on yo face.”
Oh, noooooo! ROTFLOL
Good morning, Ms B
(((HUGS)))
You dug out of all that snow yet? Got pictures?
Still digging out..
No pics today..
Gotta head for the salt mines!
*sigh*
Have a good day
*HUGS*
*HUG*
Off to the salt mines!
Have a great day everyone!
See you tonite!
Well report from Fox news claim that Pakstein govt of course blaming usual suspects you know AL Quada
Tell me something I don’t know Claude Rains
Well TMZ reporting that Robin Wright Penn is finally divorcing Sean after 11 year of marriage report is his dominate crap I wouldn’t be suprise if he go Ike Turner on her
Hey all. FINALLY got the I’net back today. The wireless router went out on Christmas Eve, and the daughter got the new one on line for us. I have a lot of catching up with pings and FReepmail, but will try to “git ‘er done”.
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