[aruanan]

Reason #45873459 that the IRS should be abolished.

How you know there's no such thing as telekinesis: Every April 15, hundreds of thousands of IRS workers do not suddenly die or burst into fire or have their intestines explode.

[Comus]

I beg to differ. The average sheep has already gotten his/her “refund” by then, and if they think about the IRS at all, they think it’s a swell savings plan they can go out and use for a new plasma TV. The founding fathers would call us what we are - gutless cowards.