Posted on 12/20/2007 11:37:36 AM PST by Stoat
"sigh"
Innovative Music Ping
I thought it was pretty funny myself ...
I would think that Democrat Underground would be the best place to look for those :-)
As did EVERYONE except for this ONE woman.
They're freaking NUTS! ;)
Hilarious.
Rudolph the gimpy reindeer?
Health care workers can get pretty desensitized to what they deal with every day. This kind of humor should stay in the break room.
Political Correctness and the Fear Of Offending has made them that way.
I would suggest that this woman who complained is actually in need of some help....a complete lack of a sense of humor suggests either an Extreme Liberal / Socialist / Leftist Complex or perhaps another psychiatric condition........
“They” think they’re being made fun of, but they’re really just being paranoid...
What, is she crazy?
Saw those before, pretty dern funny.
They are coming to take me away ha ha...
I have dealt with a disorder my whole life, and I’m not offended. I think the song titles are pretty funny. People need to lighten up.
16 posts, and this still isn’t in the Smokey Back Room? What is wrong with FReepers these days?
That is some funny stuff.
this was around last year & I laughed my a$$ off!
Well, if that makes them upset...this will really put thier panties in a wad:
Mental Health Hot line?
“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot line…”
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.
- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”
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