Posted on 12/19/2007 2:10:59 PM PST by Sub-Driver
Gore Files Lawsuits Against Time by Pat Sajak (more by this author) Posted 12/19/2007 ET Updated 12/19/2007 ET
Lawyers for former Vice President Al Gore have filed numerous lawsuits against Time magazine, alleging a series of voting irregularities they maintain deprived Gore of Time’s “Person of the Year” Award. It has been announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin received the 2007 award, with Gore finishing second.
Details of the suits are sketchy, but one of them accuses certain unnamed Time employees of denying others the right to vote when it was determined they were leaning toward Gore. Rumors have surfaced that one employee, known only as “Chad”, has confirmed those rumors. Another separate suit claims the voting process to be far too complicated to be understood by, to quote the lawsuit, “a bunch of journalists.” Gore’s lawyers are calling for a recount of the ballots in question. They also demand that independent observers from the United Nations Commission on Climate Change be allowed access to any recount procedures.
“Mr. Gore has won an Emmy and an Oscar for his important work, not to mention a Nobel Peace Prize,” said a spokesman for the Vice President. “They don’t even have an Oscar ceremony in Russia. Who ever sees Russian films anyway?”
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Is this a snarky joke, like something one would find on Scrappleface?
LOL! Way to go, Pat.
Once and forever: Soreloserman.
From what I understand, some of the Time voters became confused and voted for Pat Buchanan by mistake.
Sorry Al. Some people just can’t catch a break.
Good one Sajak.
So I guess Putin was “selected, not elected”? :-)
I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.
ROTFLMAO
Is this for real??
If so, what ripple in the universe maintains a connection between Al Gore and and the word (name in this case) “Chad”.....ROFL!
Breaking News: Rumors have surfaced that "Chad" committed suicide late yesterday evening. A confidential source in the police department declined to disclose any details, saying only that they are in possession of a note purportedly written by Chad, and apparently related to the incident. Details to follow..."
omg........
Poooooooooor Al, he was born with an unflushed turd in his mouth.
Were they from Florida by chance?
OMG. The official “hanging Chad”.
Who knows, maybe Chad was also pregnant...or at least dimpled.
Has he unconceded again?
I haven’t been able to confirm that rumor as the Broward Co. PD isn’t talking, but I do have one source already who claims she was in that neighborhood all yesterday evening and did NOT hear any gunshots or other unusual noises.
Developing...
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