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Mormons believe people are going to get another chance after death, so that is why they get baptized for dead folks in their secret Oops! - SACRED Temple Rites®.
didn’t have time to read your post...
... because I have to pray first to Saint Kalufa and Saint Kevoca to resurrect my lost animals....
and then I must go to a Confessional Booth to tell a virgin male adult about my seven Mortal sins (which ones are they again?)...
after which I burn some incense blessings for my dear late Aunt Mabel who is still flying around in the netherworld of Pergatory awaiting word from Pope John Paul II to issue a decree on what she must do....
Oh, and I forgot, I am out of Holy Water to sprinkle on my new Rosary Beads, so I can say 100 Hail Marys on my way to the store to get some fish to eat this Friday.
Now, where’s my Catholic Bible again, the one with those extra books.
Will you Mormon haters just get over yourself already.