[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Winkle Paw’s gone loco!

[metesky]

!?

[rightinthemiddle]

Proof that Hillary is a VICTIM of the VAST right-wing conspiracy?

[COUNTrecount]

It could be half the country.

[Revolting cat!]

UPDATE: It’s the ghost of Vince Foster!

[SnarlinCubBear]

POPCORN...POPCORN...GET YOUR POPCORN HERE.....

[ZeitgeistSurfer]

Senator Clinton, you you talking to me???

[Leisler]

Anyone know where Al Gore is? Is the guy wearing a hubcap size gold medal with the words ‘Nobel Prize’ on it?

[onja]

If true, God protect the hostages.

If staged, may the perp endure terrible and horrible torture. If I might suggest, force him to listen to every speech Hillary’s ever given. Harsh, true, but such inflammatory actions need significant consequences.

And just an obligatory word of caution, we’ll all look like idiots if we joke around too much and someone does get hurt.

[LucyJo]

Well, Rush stole my thunder as I logged in, but I’ll go ahead and ask - “Where is Bill?”.

Rush said he was betting on a disgruntled husband. That is close to what I was going to say. I would just add could be a disgruntled husband, father, fiance, or brother.

[FocusNexus]

I hope he doesn’t turn out to be a “disgruntled conservative”.

[SevenofNine]

Doug in upland you better not doing this LOL!

[Got a right to Life? . . Huh?]

I’ll bet “the man” releases a conservative manifesto of sorts in time. He’s demanding to talk to Hillbillary. I’d love to hear that conversation.

[tumblindice]

“Man”=Hildabeest
“Is”=could mean anything
“Holding people hostage”=Democrat party

[rvoitier]

It’s setup to get the sympathy vote. Ticks don’t fart unless it’s choreographed by clinton first.

[moonman]

If my spouse was working at a Hillary campaign headquarters, there would be a shooting! I would expect her to take me out if I did the same.

Seriously now, will Hillary trade herself, or Bill, for the hostages? Wouldn't that be her setting an example of 'doing for the greater good'?

[theDentist]

Aide: "Senator, someone is holding hostages at your headquarters in Rochester, NH."
Hillary: "Where?"
Aide "Rochester."
Hillary: "And I should give a sh** because...?"
(a couple seconds pas)
Aide: "It may help soften your image for voters."
Hillary (annoyed): "Well then issue a statement, but stop wasting my time."

[A_Former_Democrat]

Watch it be some McVeigh type and the lucky-ass Clintons get rescued again.

[doug from upland]

I’M WAITING TO HEAR THIS FROM BILL:

This is just another example of the hate that comes from the right wing and the people who have been after my wife and on for over 15 years. Hillary will bring this country together and end all the needless partisan hate.

[NavVet]

Probably a Clinton plant.