[AmericanMade1776]

Green Hair is diastrous , but with all your other afflictions Bill that is the least of your Problems.

[PhilDragoo]

[444Flyer]

I heard green hair makes it really easy to find lice.

[Robert A Cook PE]

The unwelcome spotlight was on his green hair.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Head masseuse at Clinton Presidential Library demonstrates the “bony finger” technique used when cigars are not available.

[Robert A Cook PE]

The big swollen bubble at the end of his red nose is “interesting” ...

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

"Ah yes, ma'am. Paula Jones wuz raht. My little Willie bends just like this here finger."

[Pro-Bush]

Bill is turning into Jimmah Carter.

[OESY]

Chia Pets are a brand of collectible animal figurines manufactured and originated by the San Francisco, California based company Joseph Enterprises, Inc. Chia Pets achieved widespread popularity in the 1980s following the 1982 release of a ram, the first Chia Pet. Subsequent decline in popularity has relegated these objects to fad status. The catch-phrase related to the Chia Pet, sung in the commercial as the plant grows, is “Ch-ch-ch-chia!”

Chia Pets are grown by applying moistened seeds of chia (Salvia columbariae), the aromatic annual from whose common name the Chia Pet gets its name, to the clay, grooved figurine body. After three to five days consisting of filling and refilling the Chia Pet with water as well as discarding water that has accumulated in the provided drip tray, the seeds sprout, having formed a gelatinous coat that adheres to the Chia Pet’s body. At this point, little effort is required to maintain the Chia Pet, whose plant counterpart grows into a verdurous covering.

Enough S. hispanica seeds are provided with the Chia Pet for three plantings. Additional seeds can be purchased for use with the Chia vessel, which is reclaimable. Several Chia Pet animals are currently available, including a turtle, pig, puppy, kitten, frog, and an impeached president. Sculpted Chia Heads and Licensed Chia Pets based on popular cartoon characters like Garfield, Scooby Doo, Looney Tunes, Shrek, and The Clintoons can also be found.

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[444Flyer]

Caption: “I picked this one for you.”

signed,

The Boogie Monster (aka Flyer)

[OESY]

"We're just two people of color seeking your vote."

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[TC Rider]

OMG, he’s morphing into Jimmy Carter with green hair.

[trisham]

Now that I look at it again, he looks like he’s about to vomit.

[spectre]

Bill's lookin more like WC Fields every year.

That said, he looks shot!

sw

[Cincinatus]

[OESY]

If you have an erect finger for more than 4 hours,
call a doctor or look at Hillary's picture.

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[ConservaTexan]

Today, curators of the Clinton Presidential Library released his 'Dorian Gray' picture from the attic for public viewing.

[Polyxene]

Green hair; checkered shirt; red, bulbous nose; crooked finger; a face that looks like ten miles of bad road — yep that’s a woman’s dream date, all right!! (BARF and sarc!)

[trillabodilla]

I can’t stand that condescending, long, skinny, bent finger.

[Mr. Mojo]

He’s beginning to get that Tip O’Neill / Ted Kennedy look. Bottoms up, Slick.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Paula didn’t quite get it right.

It’s bent like this.