This is hilarious!
LOL...thanks for that ping!
Flight instructors must have some pretty hairly tales! My brother’s plane is finished, though it currently has no dorrs. I went up for the first time late one evening before dusk and not having doors DOES add a certain thrill to the ride! (That and new pilot, a bit of wind, and a fairly low gas tank) ROTFLOL I believe I had what is know as a “frozen smile” on my face ;)
The story my brother told me (which he heard from his flight instructor) was how a student froze one time, the instructor couldn’t reach the controls and ended up biting the student on the ear to get him to engage... Don’t know how much of that is true, but I’m sure books could me written and money made from some of these “near misses.” :)