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To: RealTeen
Here is the ad transcript for those who haven't seen the ad. Its not your usual political ad. Its short, funny and memorable:

Chuck Norris Approved"

Announcer: "An important policy message from Governor Mike Huckabee"

Mike Huckabee on Camera: "My plan to secure the border? Two words: Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris on Camera: "Mike Huckabee's a lifelong hunter who will protect our 2nd Amendment rights"

Mike Huckabee on Camera: "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist."

Chuck Norris on Camera: "Mike Huckabee wants to put the IRS out of business"

Mike Huckabee on Camera: "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down."

Chuck Norris on Camera: "Mike's a principled, authentic Conservative"

Mike Huckabee on Camera: "Chuck Norris doesn't endorse - he tells America how it's gonna be."

"Mike Huckabee for President" logo on screen with website address

Mike Huckabee on Camera: "I'm Mike Huckabee, and I approve this message…" (both on camera) "So did Chuck."

Chuck Norris on Camera: "Chuck Norris approved"

"Chuck Norris Approved" logo on camera

15 posted on 11/18/2007 5:12:00 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop

That is pretty funny, but Huckabee could have at least use completely original Chuck Norris jokes. I once had a much higher opinion of the Huckster, but his pandering on race and his pro-illegal leanings have really turned me against him.


17 posted on 11/18/2007 5:22:18 PM PST by Bigg Red (Duncan Hunter in 2008!)
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To: goldstategop

I have as much confidence in the accuracy of Chuck’s statements on the Huckster as I do of Huckabee’s comments about Chuck...


19 posted on 11/18/2007 5:32:11 PM PST by Mr Rogers (Mitt is a political Kama Sutra)
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Chuck Norris on Camera: "Mike Huckabee's a lifelong hunter who will protect our 2nd Amendment rights"

We Second Amendment supporting gun owners do not give the smallest crap about what self designated "hunters" think. In fact we do not believe a single thing that they say on the issue.

48 posted on 11/19/2007 10:35:46 AM PST by Eaker (If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
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