Screw the tree sitting business, I want to know who is footing the medical bills. You and Me?
if so, then I'm all in favor of whacking him up along side his broken leg with a bat after he gets out of the hospital...........
“I fought the law...(Gravity)...and the Law won!”
Leni
The old Polish proverb comes to mind....Tough shitski.
Can’t they just give these guys a ten minute warning then go ahead and fire up the chainsaws?
ping
... and the fellow tree sitters still in the trees, all shouted, "Wow, man, like, far out!"
I am pretty sure this is the guy Kirk Herbstreit called out on National Television and asked what he was doing with that toilet paper up in the tree.
Insert favorite FAIL! photo here:
Nuts fall to the ground from trees all the time. Why is this news?
Dang - I’m fresh out of sympathy....
If I fell out of the tree…would you please not laugh at me
And try to understand
It is creepy way up there…thirty feet up in the air
Will you hold my hand
I can’t hear the birdies sing…3:00 AM’s dark
You can’t see a freaking thing…it’s no walk in the park
So-called friends said watch your grip…I took a breath
I knew if I made one slip…it could mean death
But they…said that we would have a ball…you’ll see
Only idiots could fall…certainly
I remember mom would say…to use my brain
Please be careful how I play…do not do things insane
Now I’m getting scared…and it…ain’t looking good
If my life is spared…this tree…is firewood
Oh, no…I am falling on my rump…or worse
My head might crack on that stump…what a curse
I can’t hear the birdies sing…it’s cold and dark
In fact, I can’t hear a thing…oh, what a stupid lark
What a real boneheaded lark
Just think, if the tree sitter had broken both legs, one might be able to say he did not have a leg to stand on.
Ping!
One down, how many to go?
G:\ELECTIONS\Candidates\2006\Mayor\Running Wolf\runningwolfCS.doc
Candidate for MAYOR
I, ZACHARY RUNNING WOLF, hereby declare that I am a candidate for an elective office in
the City of Berkeley, and make the following statement:
1. That my name is Zachary Running Wolf.
2. The office for which I am a candidate is Mayor.
3. For residence information, please contact the City Clerk Department, 981-6900.
4. The place of my birth is San Francisco, CA.
5. My present occupation is Native American Leader/Elder.
6. I have held the following public offices: Peace and
Justice Commission.
7. Record of community service: I, as a Native Leader, have changed in Berkeley Columbus
School to Rosa Parks, saved ethnic studies (UC Berkeley), and pushed AC Transit to use
biodiesel.
8. I am a taxpayer in the City of Berkeley.
9. My representation as mayor of Berkeley will be a unique experience because I will bring a
twofold perspective (Indian and Western) to the office. My grounding as a Blackfoot Native
American compels me to respect and defend this glorious planet. My association with the
dominant culture gives me the needed insight to find a balance between our desires and our
need to fulfill them. It is time to demand that our representatives exhibit such attributes as
honesty, integrity, fairness and peacefulness. As mayor I will expose any politician who
seeks to falsely subject our children to fear tactics. Specifically I plan to institute a B100 or
100% biodiesel usage for all city vehicles. After all, it makes sense that Berkeley must lead
the charge to reduce global warming. I also will aim to force UC Berkeley to renegotiate
with the City. It is time for this institution to pay its fair share for all its proposed
development. I plan to use the mayor’s office to show people in this country that fear is a
cowardly way to live our lives. Indeed, it is through the act of fearlessness that we can
expose lies, deceit and evil intentions. Many thanks.
10. I refer to the following residents of the City of Berkeley: None.
s/ZACHARY RUNNING WOLF
Darwin Award honorable mention!!!
Now this bozo will probably try to sue the university, when in fact the university should be suing all these lawbreakers for costs and punitive damages associated with all this nonsense.
I wonder if the father came from the East Coast to “visit” his son or to slap him upside the head for being such an idiot.