Mukasey to Kennedy: 'You Should Have Waterboarded Me'

Scrappleface ^ | November 9, 2007 | Scott Ott

[A.A. Cunningham]

Kopechne didn’t drown, she suffocated.

[Scott Ott]

The vast editorial staff at ScrappleFace.com is honored that you saw fit to post this “fake but true” news from the world’s leading family-friendly daily news satire site. That honor would rise to a higher plain were you to post an excerpt, rather than the full text, and to include a link to the original story. Thank you.

Original: http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2768

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[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“Senator, what if I’m pregnant?”

“We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”

[Bob]

Some people actually respond to an 'article' before realizing it is humor - and we look, well, not good.

Yeah but, on the other hand, we do get to laugh at them. :=) I'm not sure how bad it really makes us look anyway. Satire has been suckering people in for ages.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“Aww, I was hoping he actually said it.”

Scrappleface does a commendable job of expressing thoughts that were not actually said.

Ted is an expert, of course, on the agonies of death by drowning; having watched Mary Jo as she pleaded with him to get her out of the Oldsmobile, and then as he watched her wreath and wretch as the water overcame her.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Some people actually respond to an 'article' before realizing it is humor

It is very difficult to satirize liberals. No matter how unbelievable the satire, liberals will out do it by their actual words and deeds.

[Enchante]

"Some people actually respond to an 'article' before realizing it is humor - and we look, well, not good."

Actually, when something like this is mistaken for a serious article 'we' don't look bad at all -- it's just a reminder that the shameless vicious Demagogues are so demented that they're almost beyond satire. Scrappleface and The Onion have trouble because almost any extreme of the Demagogues could be satire, could be reality, often it's hard to know.....

[norton]

Thanks, I needed that.