[DogByte6RER]

The Canadians have lost it, completely lost it...

[muawiyah]

Once Canada’s cops can no longer tell the difference between a hand and a gun, the place is simply not safe.

[PetroniusMaximus]

Unchecked feminism leads to the nanny State.

[Red Badger]

I guess “Bang, Bang you’re dead!” is murder!.......

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/canada/

Dumb Laws in Canada

[Popocatapetl]

The Canadians are following the British example of utterly losing their marbles.

Even 20 years ago, I remember reading a puzzled adult oriented comic book artist, whose comic book had been censored in Canada for “depicting rape”. What it actually depicted was a woman beating seven bells out of two *attempted* rapists, just thumping the heck out of them. At one point I think she was using karate, then got her hands on a baseball bat. The two attempted rapists were left as crumpled, unconscious, broken and bleeding piles of mess on the street when she finally walked away, none the worse for wear.

[Gilbo_3]

"We had officers en route when they could have been responding to other calls."

There was a mime across town trapped in a box...

[RPTMS]

Are these guys banned too?

[Brilliant]

Now you’ll need to register your hands. Hopefully, they won’t ban them.

[PizzaDriver]

There is an old flirtation line {joke}: “have ever been Finger Banged?... {that Gesture}... BANG”.

How will Canada handle that?

[1st-P-In-The-Pod]

So, being 18 or 19 years old means you are still in the “childish behavior” category to some of us. Pranks are manly, and those who don’t want to put up with this kind of childish stupidity are emasculating the “natural men” out there.

Lord, just when will the real men step forward and begin to raise their immature brats? Soon, I hope.

[ApplegateRanch]

the prank tied up police resources -- even the tactical unit. "We had officers en route when they could have been responding to other calls."

So, stupid, but harmless, pranksters are responsible for your stupidity, which they are already taxed to support?

[Shooter 2.5]

Were they filming a banned X-Box commercial?

[G Larry]

“We got a call that there might have been a real gun”.

BULL!

That’s a lie to cover their butt!

They “might” have been issued a real brain!

[monday]

“”The Rideau Centre is private property. We take our obligations to ensure our customers feel safe and secure seriously,” said Cindy VanBuskirk, general manager. “

Sounds like the Rideau Centre doesn’t want the business of teenagers or anyone else with a sense of humor. The Ottawa Flash Mob Society should organize a boycott of the Mall and picket in front of the mall until charges are dropped.