[techcor]

Democrats are now going to try and pass a resolution to denounce “cookieing” to prevent the CIA from using it as an interrogation technique.

[libstripper]

Proposed new interrogation technique for Muzzies, guaranteed to “offend the conscience of human kind”:

Strap them down, pour warm bacon grease all over them, and turn several friendly Great Danes, Labs, etc. loose on them to lick off the grease.