[Hemingway's Ghost]

Actually heard a woman in the stall next to me say, “Hold on a sec, I have to change hands so I can wipe.”

Dear God, it's even more shocking when the offender is a woman! I was under the impression it was all lavender, roses, and string quartets in the women's head.

[Hoffer Rand]

LOL. You have no idea.

The other really annoying people are the “save the planet” greenies. They have signs posted on all the paper towel dispensers that condescendingly “suggest” you try only using one paper towel. I’ve always wanted to write on one, “and if you don’t wash at all, you’ll save paper and water.”

[Inspectorette]

I was under the impression it was all lavender, roses, and string quartets in the women's head.

You'd be amazed. In the ladies' room where I used to work, you could count on seeing tears, temper tantrums, drinking, passed-out from hangovers, and gossip sessions (not all at the same time ;-)